After the tournament this year, we all started drinking champagne and sorting the old rock collection from my parents. As the champagne went down and the rocks didn't get sorted, we kept telling Mary that it was OK to divorce Larry. Evidently our conversations were heard, as after she went back home, she told Larry it was time to go, and negotiated him down to $1,000, and got rid of him. What a night....

Mer did win first or second place in his tournament, as usual for such a great tennis player.